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The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw


Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely.
-- Basta


One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
-- Oscar Wilde

For the love of God, folks, don't do this at home.
-- David Letterman

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin

There's a certain part of the contented majority who love anybody who is worth a billion dollars.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith

It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals.
-- Fred Allen

I'm tired of love; I'm still more tired of rhyme; but money gives me pleasure all the time.
-- Hilaire Belloc

It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.
-- Honore De Balzac

The bravest thing that men do is love women.
-- Mort Sahl

Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason

I love making friends.... it's people I can't stand.
-- Linus

Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.
-- Helen Rowland

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Live through feeling and you will live through love. For feeling is the language of the soul, and feeling is truth.
-- Matt Zotti


The way to find out if you love someone or not, is by talking to them. The more you talk to them the more you either hate them or love them.
-- Brad Breitenstein


Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.
-- Source Unknown


It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
-- Source Unknown


Looking back, I have this to regret, that too often when I loved, I did not say so.
-- David Grayson


Love is the compass of life.
-- Peckeroy


A Friend is a treasure.
More precious than Gold,
For love shared is priceless
And never grows old.
-- Source Unknown


At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.
-- Plato


We can not do great things. We can only do little things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa


Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching.
-- Satchel Paige


Love waits for one thing, the right moment.
-- Anna


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AP IMPACT: Caught by mistake in foreclosure web

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In this undated photo provided by Alexa Marconi, Christopher Marconi stands outside his home in Garrison, N. Y. On Oct. 20, 2010, Marconi was in the s AP – In this undated photo provided by Alexa Marconi, Christopher Marconi stands outside his home in Garrison, …
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Christopher Marconi was in the shower when he heard a loud banging on his door. By the time he grabbed a towel and hustled to his front step, a U.S. marshal's sedan was peeling out of his driveway. Nailed to Marconi's front door was a foreclosure summons from Wells Fargo, naming him as a defendant. But the notice was for a house Marconi had never seen — on a mortgage he never had.
Tom Williams was in his kitchen thumbing through the mail when he opened a letter from GMAC. It informed him that the bank would confiscate his house unless he immediately paid off his mortgage balance of $276,000. But Williams had never missed a mortgage payment. And his loan wasn't due to mature until 2032.
Warren Nyerges opened his front door in Naples, Fla., to find a scraggly-haired summons server standing on his stoop. He plopped a foreclosure notice from Bank of America in Nyerges' hands. But Nyerges had paid for his house in cash. And he'd never had a checking account, much less a mortgage, with Bank of America.
By now, you may have heard the stories of bank robo-signers powering through hundreds of foreclosure affidavits a day without verifying a single fact. But most of those involved homeowners who had stopped paying their mortgage. They were genuine defaulters. Now a new species of homeowner is getting pushed into foreclosure hell.
People have always loved to complain about their banks. The push-button circus that passes for customer service. The larding on of fees. But the false foreclosure cases are hardly the usual complaints. These homeowners paid their mortgages — or loan modifications — on time. Some even paid off their loans. Worse, those on the receiving end of a bad foreclosure claim tell similar stories of getting bounced from one bank official to the next with no resolution while the foreclosure process continues apace.
Many have to resort to paying a lawyer, even after presenting documentation. They say they have to sue not only to stop the wrongful foreclosure but also to attempt to win back their costs.
There are no official statistics for these homeowners, but lawyers, real estate agents and consumer advocates say their ranks are growing. In November, during foreclosure hearings on Capitol Hill, senator after senator scolded the banks about wrongful foreclosures. They said their offices were deluged with complaints from people who had done everything right but were being treated by banks as if they had done everything wrong. And the Florida attorney general's office is also investigating the issue as part of its foreclosure probe.
"This is the worst I've ever seen it," says Ira Rheingold, an attorney and executive director of the National Association of Consumer Advocates. Diane Thompson, a lawyer with the National Consumer Law Center, has defended hundreds of foreclosure cases. "In virtually every case, I believe the homeowner was not in default when you looked at the surrounding facts. It is a widespread problem throughout the country."
Homeowners in Florida, Nevada, Texas and Pennsylvania have filed lawsuits alleging that they were victims of mistaken foreclosure. In many of those cases, the bank went so far as to haul away belongings and change the locks on the wrong homes.
One such suit was filed in March by Pennsylvania homeowner Angela Iannelli. She was up to date on her payments when, she says, she arrived home in October 2009 to find that Bank of America had ransacked her belongings, cut off her utilities, poured anti-freeze down her drains, padlocked her doors and confiscated Luke, her pet parrot of 10 years. It took her six weeks to get the bank to clean up the house.
Iannelli's lawyer says the parties are in the process of "mutually resolving the issues" and the lawsuit is "in the process of being discontinued." Bank of America did not immediately respond to a request for comment on her case.
But the incidents haven't stopped. Maria and Jose Perez of Seguin, Texas filed suit in October after Bank of America sent them a notice that their house was scheduled for a foreclosure sale Nov. 2. The couple say they are current on their mortgage payment and they have no loan with Bank of America. A trial is set for June 13.
Now the class actions are coming. In Kentucky and California, class-action lawsuits have been filed against major lenders on behalf of homeowners in loan modification programs who allege that they made all of their payments but got foreclosed on anyway.
"It is mind-boggling that these large banks accepted billions and billions of TARP money from the government, and they are just committing a fraud on the American people," says Jack Gaitlin, who filed the Kentucky suit on Oct. 4. He was referring to the 2008 government bailout of the banks, the Troubled Asset Relief Program.
To understand the banks' back-office dysfunction, you have to travel back to the credit bubble of the early 2000s. Rising home prices were turning real estate into the new national casino. Lending standards evaporated. No job or down payment necessary! Banks, meanwhile, stopped holding on to mortgage loans and pooled them into securities that were sold to investors.
The banks charged fees for servicing the mortgages — tasks such as collecting monthly payments. The banks slap on the biggest fees when a borrower can't make payments and the bank forecloses. Says Rheingold, "They created a servicing model where they made the most money by foreclosing on people as quickly and cheaply as possible." When a foreclosed house is put back on the market and sold, the proceeds are used to pay creditors, like mortgage servicers, first.
Now it's becoming clear just how chaotic the whole system became. Depositions from employees working for the banks or their law firms depict a foreclosure process in which it was standard practice for employees with virtually no training to masquerade as vice presidents, sometimes signing documents on behalf of as many as 15 different banks. Together, the banks and their law firms created a quick-and-dirty foreclosure machine that was designed to rush through foreclosures as fast as possible.
Former employees at banks and foreclosure law firms have testified that they also knowingly pushed through foreclosures on the wrong people.
Tammie Lou Kapusta is a former paralegal with the law offices of David J. Stern, a Florida firm that works for all the major banks and handles up to 70,000 foreclosure cases a year. Kapusta testified in September that she received as many as 50 calls a day from homeowners who said they were the victims of mistakes. But she was told, she testified, to ignore the callers and push through the foreclosures anyway. The law firm is under investigation by the Florida attorney general.
The banks say they are reviewing their mortgage and foreclosure procedures and most of the people involved in foreclosure deals were behind on their payments. As for people wrongly caught in the foreclosure net, they say they are reviewing those cases, too.
But what emerges from court filings, depositions, and interviews is that once the bank places you on its foreclosure assembly line, it becomes nearly impossible to get off.
The minute Marconi ripped the foreclosure notice from the door of his house in Garrison, N.Y., on Oct. 20, he saw he was named as a defendant along with a woman who had run a red light and smashed into Marconi's car four years earlier. Marconi had received a payment from her insurance company. It was her house, in Rye, N.Y., that Wells Fargo was foreclosing on.
Marconi explained the bizarre mix-up to Wells Fargo's customer service department, its ethics complaint department, its law firm and the office of the chief executive officer, John Stumpf. Marconi says they all told him that they could not help him and that he needed to get a lawyer.
Wells Fargo spokeswoman Vickee J. Adams says Marconi was named in the foreclosure suit because he filed a judgment against the woman in the car accident. It is common for lien holders to be mentioned in foreclosure documents. But Marconi says the judgment against the woman was satisfied in April 2009.
"Now I have to pay a $3,500 retainer for a lawyer to get my name pulled off some lawsuit by Wells Fargo," Marconi says.
Equally puzzling is the case of Williams, the chief executive of a food distribution business in Kansas City, Kan. Williams lives in a 3,000-square-foot house with a luxurious patio and pool out back. Before his GMAC nightmare began, he says his credit score was 794 out of 800. "I've never been any days late on anything, ever," Williams says.
But when Williams, 52, tried to pay his $2,500 monthly mortgage payment online on Aug. 5, he found out that GMAC had put a "stop" on his mortgage account.
Since that day last August, Williams has found himself trapped in an alternative banking world worthy of the Twilight Zone. The trouble couldn't come at a worse time for Williams and his wife, Carol. She was in the process of buying the upholstery business where she has worked for 10 years. Bank of America lowered Carol's credit limit, citing "serious delinquency on other accounts." And the couple's credit score is sinking by the day.
During the past four months, Williams says he has talked with 25 GMAC representatives. He has twice contacted the offices of the CEO and the chief financial officer. He has sent packages of paperwork documenting and verifying his claims. And, he says, various GMAC employees have promised to straighten it out immediately. All the while, GMAC has repeatedly refused to take his mortgage payments, going so far as to mail them back to him. It is routine for banks to refuse payments once they start foreclosure proceedings.
Finally, on Nov. 9, a GMAC employee who said she worked in the executive offices contacted Williams and told him that an audit had revealed the bank had lost his loan's paperwork. But she couldn't explain why the stop had been put on Williams' account, why the bank was rejecting his payments or why the bank was assessing him for late fees every month. She said she would send letters to his credit agencies to correct the misinformation.
On Nov. 15, she sent Williams a package of documents for a loan modification and stressed that it was urgent that Williams "immediately" sign and return them, "prior to the Nov. 24 regulatory deadline." If Williams didn't do so, the GMAC employee said in an e-mail, the loan modification "would no longer be valid."
Williams emailed the woman with several concerns and questions about the documents but he never heard back from her. He felt the only option he had left was to hire a lawyer. "It's really a bite — and I can't tell you how it chafes me — to have to pay hundreds of dollars an hour just to get to make my house payment because the mortgage company can't find their loan documentation," says Williams.
GMAC spokesman James Olecki says the bank is looking into Williams' situation.
Even those who have managed to clear up their misunderstanding say the fight was a full-time job.
After going to court and serving as his own lawyer, Nyerges got Bank of America to drop its foreclosure action. All along, he had been showing employees of Bank of America a copy of the $165,000 cashier's check he used to pay for his house in September 2009. "No one at Bank of America could wrap their brain around this concept that I had no mortgage," he says. In September, the court awarded Nyerges $2,500, plus 6 percent interest, for his costs.
Says Bank of America spokeswoman Jumana Bauwens, "This was an unfortunate error that was corrected when it was brought to our attention."

Immigrants' lawyers using culture as crime defense


Bukie O. Adetula AP – In this Dec. 2, 2010 photo, attorney Bukie O. Adetula rests his hands on a hand-carved West Africa statue …
NEWARK, N.J. – The lawyer for an African woman charged with smuggling young girls from Togo to New Jersey said her trial was about cultural norms that failed to translate in America. Twelve American jurors saw it as a clear-cut example of human trafficking, and she was sentenced to 27 years in prison.
Both sides focused on the cultural nuances of the case; the defense arguing the woman was a benevolent mother figure who helped young girls escape a life of poverty; the prosecution accusing her of using the threat of African voodoo curses to keep the girls subjugated.
The case highlighted a legal strategy that experts say immigrants' defense lawyers are using increasingly in the U.S.: the argument that a defendant's actions reflect his cultural upbringing, rather than criminal intent.
"We derive meaning from action, and that meaning is very culturally laden," said Susan Bryant, a law professor at the City University of New York who provides cross-cultural training to lawyers and judges. "If you look out the window and you see someone with an umbrella, you may assume it's raining. In China, it could just as easily mean the sun is out."
Bryant said demand for cross-cultural training among legal professionals has steadily increased over the past decade.
Bukie Adetula represented the Togolese immigrant, Akouavi Kpade Afolabi, who was convicted of human trafficking and visa fraud charges at her 2009 federal trial in Newark. Prosecutors alleged Afolabi brought at least 20 girls between the ages of 10 and 19 from West African nations on fraudulent visas to New Jersey, effectively enslaving them and forcing them to work in African hair braiding salons for no pay.
Adetula argued that what prosecutors called clear-cut signs of modern slavery were considered protective measures in African culture: restricting telephone access, holding the girls' passports, and forbidding them from going out of the house unaccompanied.
"America is supposed to be a country made up of so many different cultures, so, yes, make the laws, and enforce the laws," Adetula said. "Do not make different sets of laws for different people, but look to the interpretations of acts, before you say: 'Oh, it's an offensive act, it's against the law, it amounts to human slavery."
Adetula, a Nigerian native who has been practicing law in New Jersey for more than two decades, is one of many lawyers — often immigrants themselves — who bridge the divide between their clients' cultural or religious backgrounds and the American legal system.
Raymond Wong, a lawyer in New York City's Chinatown neighborhood who has a large Asian immigrant client base, said his challenge is often twofold: explaining a client's cultural customs to Americans, while persuading foreign-born clients who prefer resolving disputes through negotiation to use the U.S. court system.
"There's a serious a lack of legal professionals in China, so all the problems are resolved by friends, relatives, people that you know," Wong said. "To them, going to court is a scary thing, getting arrested by cops is a scary thing, confrontation with authorities is a scary thing."
Defense attorney Tony Serra gained national prominence for his use of cultural defenses in two separate California cases in the 1990s where American Indians were accused of fatally shooting law enforcement officers. Serra's cultural defense tactics included using expert witnesses on American Indian culture to argue the alleged perpetrators were victims of longstanding anti-Indian racial prejudice, historical tragedies, and a deeply rooted fear of authorities. Serra's defense in the 1990 retrial of Patrick "Hooty" Croy, a Siskiyou County Indian accused of killing a Yreka, Calif., policeman, proved persuasive enough for a San Francisco jury to free Croy after 11 years on San Quentin's death row.
Prosecutors at the time derided the strategy — as critics of "culture defenses" do today — arguing that historical accounts are irrelevant to modern-day criminal cases, and a person's cultural background is no excuse for lawbreaking.
"We don't want to water down our rule of law," said Kent Scheidegger, the legal director of the Criminal Justice Legal Foundation, who argues that cultural defenses, in most cases, shouldn't be considered mitigating factors.
"There are some cultures where fathers kill their daughters because they get involved with a man," Scheidegger said. "That would not be exonerating at all in my view — that's a crime and it should be punished as a crime — and punished the same as anyone else who commits that crime."
Lawyers like Adetula emphasize that factoring in someone's cultural upbringing can help juries and judges determine the degree of an offense or the severity of punishment; they say it is not meant to excuse criminal acts.
"There are aspects of American culture that may not be acceptable in other parts of the world also, and we hear stories of Americans hiking in other countries and they get arrested, or taking pictures at places where it's offensive in other countries, and getting arrested," Adetula said. "It's not a one-sided thing.

GOP blocks legislation to award seniors $250

WASHINGTON – House and Senate Republicans on Wednesday thwarted Democratic efforts to award $250 checks to Social Security recipients facing a second consecutive year without a cost-of-living increase.
President Barack Obama and Democrats have urged approval of the one-time payment, saying seniors barely getting by on their Social Security checks face undue hardships without the COLA increase.
But most Republicans contended that the nation couldn't afford the estimated $14 billion cost of the payment, and that the COLA freezes in 2010 and 2011 come after seniors received a significant boost in 2009.
The measure was brought up under a fast-track procedure in the House that required a two-thirds majority for passage. The 254-153 vote in favor of the bill fell short of that.
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said the financial aid was critical to seniors facing rising costs and falling home values and was fiscally responsible. "But unfortunately," she said, "congressional Republicans overwhelmingly chose to oppose it."
Twenty-six Republicans voted for the bill, while 141 opposed it. Democrats were in favor, 228-12.
Later, the Senate voted 53-45 on a measure to bring the Social Security supplement bill to the Senate floor for debate. That was seven short of the 60 votes needed to advance the legislation.
COLAs are set automatically each year by an inflation measure that was adopted by Congress in 1975. More than 58 million retirees, disabled people and surviving family members receive Social Security or Supplemental Security Income checks. The average monthly check is $1,072.
The increase for 2009 was 5.8 percent, the largest in 27 years. It was triggered by a sharp but short-lived spike in gas prices to above $4 a gallon in the summer of 2008. By law, the next increase in benefits won't come until consumer prices as a whole rise above what they were that summer.
Democrats and advocacy groups say the formula does not accurately reflect the living costs of seniors, who pay more for such commodities as health care and drugs.
"Basically, they have their benefit levels flatlined at a time when they're encountering higher costs, reducing their quality of life experience and disappointing them greatly about Social Security," said Rep. Earl Pomeroy, D-N.D., a member of the Ways and Means Social Security subcommittee.
Rep. Sam Johnson of Texas, the top Republican on that subcommittee, acknowledged that disappointment but noted the big increase seniors received in 2009 and the fact that a COLA increase means there will be no rise in Medicare Part B costs for doctors' visits. "Increasing our nation's crushing deficit on the backs of our children by an additional $14 billion is wrong," he said.
Barbara Kennelly, president of the National Committee to Preserve Social Security and Medicare, said it was a "cruel irony" that while Congress and White House were negotiating a deal extending huge tax cuts to wealthy Americans, "today we're told that providing $250 for America's seniors and their families is considered too generous."
The House did approve, by voice vote, a Senate-passed bill aimed at stopping Social Security number fraud by barring federal, state and local governments from displaying those numbers on paper checks.
The bill also bans federal, state and local governments from using prisoners in any capacity that would give them access to Social Security numbers.

Filipinos sue CA hospital over English-only rule


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LOS ANGELES – Dozens of Filipino hospital workers in California sued their employer Tuesday alleging they were the sole ethnic group targeted by a rule requiring them to speak only English.
The group of 52 nurses and medical staff filed a complaint accusing Delano Regional Medical Center of banning them from speaking Tagalog and other Filipino languages while letting other workers speak Spanish and Hindi.
The plaintiffs are seeking to join an August complaint filed by the U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission in Kern County federal court over the hospital's enforcement of a rule requiring workers to speak English.
Filipino workers said they were called to a special meeting in August 2006 where they were warned not to speak Tagalog and told surveillance cameras would be installed, if necessary, to monitor them. Since then, workers said they were told on a daily basis by fellow staffers to speak only English, even on breaks.
"I felt like people were always watching us," said tearful 56-year-old Elnora Cayme, who worked for the hospital from 1980 to 2008. "Even when we spoke English ... people would come and approach us and tell us, 'English only.'"
A message was left at the hospital seeking comment.
In its lawsuit, the EEOC has accused the hospital in California's San Joaquin Valley of creating a hostile working environment for Filipinos by singling them out for reprimands and for encouraging other staff to report them. The agency is seeking an injunction to protect the workers against future discrimination.
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The EEOC has seen an increase in complaints alleging discrimination based on national origin amid a rise in anti-immigrant sentiment, said Anna Park, a regional attorney for the EEOC. That's especially the case in California's central valley, where a greater share of the complaints the agency receives relate to such issues than in the nation as a whole.
In this case, the current and former hospital workers filed a separate complaint under state law in part because monetary damages are capped by federal law, said Julie Su, litigation director for the Asian Pacific American Legal Center, which represents the plaintiffs. They want the English-only policy to be changed and for hospital staff to be trained on the new rule.

Perfect murder: Did PIO pay man for killing wife?

LONDON: Shrien Dewani, the British businessman whose Indian-origin wife was shot dead while the couple was on honeymoon in South Africa, has been arrested in Britain on suspicion of conspiring to murder her, a media report said on Wednesday.

Police detained Dewani on behalf of the South African authorities, the Daily Telegraph reported. He surrendered at a Bristol police station and was arrested on Tuesday under a provisional arrest warrant issued earlier in the evening on suspicion of conspiring to murder Anni Dewani.

Anni, the 28-year-old engineering graduate of Ugandan-Indian descent from Sweden, was killed in Cape Town on November 13 when two men hijacked the car she and her Indian-origin British husband were travelling in. Dewani, 30, is due to appear in custody at City of Westminster Magistrates' Court on Wednesday.

The businessman faces extradition to South Africa after prosecutors there claimed he had offered to pay £1,400 to have his wife murdered, the report said.

Dewani allegedly offered a taxi driver £1,400 to arrange for his new wife Anni to be shot dead in a staged carjacking, according to claims outlined by a prosecutor in South Africa.

Dewani, who owns a chain of care homes, called the accusations "ludicrous". Dewani, from Bristol, and his bride were honeymooning in South Africa.

Neera Yadav leads plain life in jail, Mulayam's son comes visiting

LUCKNOW: On day one of her sentence at Dasna jail, former Uttar Pradesh chief secretary Neera Yadav had a high profile visitor: Samajwadi Party state chief Akhilesh Yadav. The son of Mulayam Singh Yadav was not alone in meeting the convicts in the Noida land scam case. The other visitor was industrialist Ponty Chaddha, who met jailed Ashok Chaturvedi of Uflex industries.

After a no-frill dinner and a night in their respective cells, the two convicts got their surprise visitors in the morning. Neera Yadav was flipping through Nehru's "Discovery of India" from the jail library after a medical check up and breakfast of porridge. The first to reach was Ponty Chaddha.

After the mandatory documentation, he was escorted to the meeting hall where he was joined by Chaturvedi. Even as his meeting with Chaturvedi was on, Akhilesh arrived at 11am and was led into a chamber where Neera Yadav met him. Both the meetings lasted for around half-an-hour in separate chambers with no one else present.

What surprised the jail staff was that none of the family members of the two called on them on Wednesday. They are apparently in Allahabad trying to move the Allahabad high court. During the day, the two were served lunch which had a potato-turnip dish with chana daal, roti and rice.

The convicts reached Dasna in Ghaziabad on Tuesday evening after being sentenced to four years in jail by the special CBI court. After all the documentation and frisking, Neera was allotted mahila cell number 1 — one of the two women barracks in Dasna. Chaturvedi was lodged at new prisoner barrack number 2. Through with the mandatory fingerprint impression, they were handed over convict uniforms: blue saree for women and a white kurta-pyjama for men. They were given two blankets each on request and escorted to their respective barracks.

The retired IAS officer was up early on Wednesday morning after what was described as a "restless long night" in her cell which she shares with seven other women convicts. After spending a few hours in her cell, she was escorted to the jail hospital for a check-up: both Yadav and Chaturvedi had complained of chest pain.

Sex accusers boasted about their 'conquest' of WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange

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Anna Ardin: Condom broke
Anna Ardin: Condom broke
The two Swedish women who have brought sex charges against WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange boasted about their relationship with him days before going to police.

Based on information available on various websites quoting police and court files, and reports in the Swedish media, here's an account of what happened.

The story goes back to August this year, when Assange was in Stockholm to speak at the invitation of Sweden's Social Democratic Party.

The event organizer was 31-year-old Anna Ardin, press secretary of the Brotherhood Movement, which is an adjunct of the Social Democratic Party. Ardin, who has been described as a feminist, leftist and animal rights activist, previously worked at the Uppsala University, handling equality issues for the students' union. (After pressing charges against Assange, she has been called a "CIA agent" on various blogs and Twitter. The internet is abuzz with conspiracy theories on how Assange was framed. Speculation about her ties to CIA is being fuelled by her alleged association with anti-Castro groups funded by the US.)

When Assange arrived in Stockholm on August 11, Ardin invited him to stay at her flat while she visited her family for a few days out in the country. Ardin returned home on August 13; she and Assange had sex that night. Both have admitted a condom was used and it broke. On August 20, Ardin would go to police alleging that Assange deliberately broke the condom during sex.

8 November 2010 Last updated at 11:31 GMT Share this page * Facebook * Twitter * Share * Email * Print Gaga among stars quitting Facebook for charity

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Lady Gaga, Justin Timberlake and Usher are among stars signing off social media including Facebook and Twitter in aid of singer Alicia Keys' charity.
The campaign Digital Life Sacrifice will raise money on Wednesday - World Aids Day - for Keep a Child Alive, which supports families affected by HIV/Aids in Africa and India.
The celebrities have filmed "last tweet and testament" videos.
They will sign back online when the charity raises $1 million.
Their videos will appear in adverts showing them lying in coffins to represent what the campaign calls their digital deaths.
Lady Gaga is hugely popular on Facebook with nearly 24 million fans, plus more than seven million followers on Twitter.
Grammy-winning singer Keys, 29, said it was "really important and super-cool to use mediums that we naturally are on".
"It's so important to shock you to the point of waking up," the R&B singer said. "It's not that people don't care or it's not that people don't want to do something, it's that they never thought of it quite like that."
Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz Keys married Swizz Beatz in August
The campaign also includes Elijah Wood, Jennifer Hudson, Ryan Seacrest, Kim and Khloe Kardashian, Serena Williams and Keys' husband, rapper-producer Swizz Beatz.
"This is such a direct and instantly emotional way and a little sarcastic, you know, of a way to get people to pay attention," said Keys, who has more than 2.6 million followers on Twitter.
Leigh Blake, the president and co-founder of Keep a Child Alive, said: "We're trying to sort of make the remark: 'Why do we care so much about the death of one celebrity as opposed to millions and millions of people dying in the place that we're all from?'"
He added that he thought Lady Gaga would raise the money "all by herself".
"She's got a very, very mobilised fan base and that's beautiful to watch I think (and) she's able to draw their attention to these issues that are very important, you know, and that people follow it and act."
Celebrity requests accepted Keys, who gave birth to her son Egypt last month, said recruiting celebrities was difficult because of scheduling, but "once I got people on the phone and I was able to paint the concept for them, everybody was in".
She added that no-one refused her request.
Keys is hoping more people, not just famous names, will get involved in the initiative.
"It just doesn't have to be just because you're a celebrity or something like that. It can be anybody."
She added that being mother and wife made her want to help others even more.
"As a human being, you deserve to have a chance at life," she said.

Wallis Simpson bracelet breaks auction records

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A bracelet owned by Wallis Simpson, whose affair with Edward VIII led to his abdication, has sold for a world record-breaking £4.5m ($7m) at auction.
The Cartier-designed diamond panther bracelet, was sold by Sotheby's.
It was the most expensive bracelet and most expensive Cartier item to be sold at any auction.
It was one of 20 pieces owned by the Duke and Duchess of Windsor to go under the hammer in the sale, which raised a total of £7,975,550 ($12,417,369m).
The jewellery collection had been expected to fetch around £3m ($4.6m).
A ruby, sapphire, emerald, citrine and diamond Cartier flamingo clip was another big seller reaching £1,721,250 ($2,679,712). All prices include the buyer's premium.
David Bennett, chairman of Sotheby's Jewellery in Europe and the Middle East, said the Duchess was "a leader of fashion and the epitome of elegance and sophistication for her generation and beyond".
He said: "The offering comprises not only incomparable examples of the genius of Cartier in collaboration with the Windsors, but also pieces whose inscriptions tell the story of perhaps the greatest love story of the 20th century, the romance that led Edward VIII to abdicate the throne of Great Britain."

Today presenter James Naughtie slips up on air

Radio 4 presenter James Naughtie has apologised for causing offence live on air on Monday by mispronouncing Culture Secretary Jeremy Hunt's surname.
The presenter inadvertently used an offensive four-letter word just before 0800 GMT on Radio 4's Today programme.
Naughtie said he was "very sorry" for any offence caused.
Mr Hunt tweeted: "They say prepare for anything before going on Today but that took the biscuit. I was laughing as much as u Jim."
"Or should I say Dr Spooner," he added.
Mr Hunt was interviewed on the programme about his plans for universal broadband provision and how superfast broadband will be delivered in the UK.
Naughtie inadvertently used the first letter of the Culture Secretary's title to replace the 'H' in Mr Hunt's surname.
The presenter told listeners shortly after his error that he got himself into a "verbal tangle courtesy of Dr Spooner."
According to e-mails sent in response to his mistake, Naughtie said: "Some found it funny, some were fairly offended."
"Occasionally these things happen in live broadcasting," he continued.
Jeremy Hunt Mr Hunt appeared on Today to talk about broadband provision plans
"I'm very sorry to anyone who thought it wasn't what they wanted to hear over their breakfast - neither did I, needless to say."
Later on Monday, broadcaster Andrew Marr repeated the four-letter expletive on Radio 4's Start the Week programme.
"We're not going to repeat it in quite the terms it happened," he told listeners, before doing precisely that.
After his error, he told the audience: "I should apologise for saying it again, but it's very hard to talk about it without saying it."
A BBC spokeswoman said: "James and Andrew regret what happened and have both apologised for their verbal tangles on air.
"These instances both involved a slip of the tongue during a live broadcast and we apologise for any offence caused.

Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark stars left dangling

The stars of the Spider-Man musical - the most expensive show to be staged on Broadway - were left dangling in mid-air in its first preview performance.
Lead Reeve Carney and actress Natalie Mendoza were suspended at different times over the crowd as flying stunts went wrong, audience members said.
The New York Times said the $65m (£41.8m) show was stopped five times and ran for more than three hours.
The music for Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark is by U2's Bono and The Edge.
The New York Times said the audience was reduced to laughter after Carney was left dangling yards above them while backstage staff tried to grab his foot to pull him down.
But the paper said most of the stunts "went off without a hitch, with children and some adults squealing in delight".
The New York Post, meanwhile, called it an "epic flop", saying the show's "hi-tech gadgetry went completely awry amid a dull score and baffling script".
Producers were not available for comment.
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Director Julie Taymor, who won Tony Awards for her work on The Lion King, has said the cost of the show - billed as "a thrilling experience in ways never before dreamed possible in live theatre" - is due to the complexities of more than 20 flying sequences.
Taymor, as well as Bono and The Edge, have previously said they expected technical problems in early performances.
In an interview with CBS broadcast on Sunday night, Taymor admitted she was "scared".
"If you don't have fear, then you are not taking a chance," she said.
The show has been several years in the making and has been beset by delays, injuries and financial difficulties.

Broke Mexicana stewardesses launch racy calendar

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The stewardesses paid out of their own pockets to cover production costs
Female flight attendants from ailing Mexican airline Mexicana have launched a racy aviation calendar in an attempt to ease their financial worries.
The 2011 calendar features the 10 women clad in bikinis and sunglasses draped over parts of an aircraft. Its first run sold out before the launch.
The women said they wanted to help themselves after losing so much.
The airline, which has debts of about $800m (£500m), filed for bankruptcy in August and has suspended operations.
The calendar has evoked comparisons with the 1997 film The Full Monty, in which a group of unemployed British steelworkers organise a striptease act.
"It occurred to me because we all needed money, and I thought that with so many pretty girls there were bound to be some who'd be interested," said organiser Coral Perez, quoted by the Associated Press news agency.
Mexicana check-in Mexicana has proposed cutting salaries and staff
The 10 stewardesses each paid some money out of their own pockets towards the 100,000 peso ($8,000) production costs.
A thousand copies of the $12 (£7.50) calendar have already been sold, and a second edition of 3,000 is being produced.
The 89-year-old airline suffered heavy losses because of Mexico's recession in 2009 and an outbreak of swine flu the same year which caused a sharp fall in tourism.
After filing for bankruptcy protection Mexicana proposed deep pay cuts for pilots and crew, as well as a 40% reduction in the workforce.

Today presenter James Naughtie slips up on airJames Naughtie Naughtie said he had got himself into a "verbal tangle" Radio 4 presenter James Naughtie has apologised for causing offence live on air on Monday by mispronouncing Culture Secretary Jeremy Hunt's surname. The presenter inadvertently used an offensive four-letter word just before 0800 GMT on Radio 4's Today programme. Naughtie said he was "very sorry" for any offence caused. Mr Hunt tweeted: "They say prepare for anything before going on Today but that took the biscuit. I was laughing as much as u Jim." "Or should I say Dr Spooner," he added. Mr Hunt was interviewed on the programme about his plans for universal broadband provision and how superfast broadband will be delivered in the UK. Naughtie inadvertently used the first letter of the Culture Secretary's title to replace the 'H' in Mr Hunt's surname. The presenter told listeners shortly after his error that he got himself into a "verbal tangle courtesy of Dr Spooner." According to e-mails sent in response to his mistake, Naughtie said: "Some found it funny, some were fairly offended." "Occasionally these things happen in live broadcasting," he continued. Jeremy Hunt Mr Hunt appeared on Today to talk about broadband provision plans "I'm very sorry to anyone who thought it wasn't what they wanted to hear over their breakfast - neither did I, needless to say." Later on Monday, broadcaster Andrew Marr repeated the four-letter expletive on Radio 4's Start the Week programme. "We're not going to repeat it in quite the terms it happened," he told listeners, before doing precisely that. After his error, he told the audience: "I should apologise for saying it again, but it's very hard to talk about it without saying it." A BBC spokeswoman said: "James and Andrew regret what happened and have both apologised for their verbal tangles on air. "These instances both involved a slip of the tongue during a live broadcast and we apologise for any offence caused."

James Naughtie Naughtie said he had got himself into a "verbal tangle"
Radio 4 presenter James Naughtie has apologised for causing offence live on air on Monday by mispronouncing Culture Secretary Jeremy Hunt's surname.
The presenter inadvertently used an offensive four-letter word just before 0800 GMT on Radio 4's Today programme.
Naughtie said he was "very sorry" for any offence caused.
Mr Hunt tweeted: "They say prepare for anything before going on Today but that took the biscuit. I was laughing as much as u Jim."
"Or should I say Dr Spooner," he added.
Mr Hunt was interviewed on the programme about his plans for universal broadband provision and how superfast broadband will be delivered in the UK.
Naughtie inadvertently used the first letter of the Culture Secretary's title to replace the 'H' in Mr Hunt's surname.
The presenter told listeners shortly after his error that he got himself into a "verbal tangle courtesy of Dr Spooner."
According to e-mails sent in response to his mistake, Naughtie said: "Some found it funny, some were fairly offended."
"Occasionally these things happen in live broadcasting," he continued.
Jeremy Hunt Mr Hunt appeared on Today to talk about broadband provision plans
"I'm very sorry to anyone who thought it wasn't what they wanted to hear over their breakfast - neither did I, needless to say."
Later on Monday, broadcaster Andrew Marr repeated the four-letter expletive on Radio 4's Start the Week programme.
"We're not going to repeat it in quite the terms it happened," he told listeners, before doing precisely that.
After his error, he told the audience: "I should apologise for saying it again, but it's very hard to talk about it without saying it."
A BBC spokeswoman said: "James and Andrew regret what happened and have both apologised for their verbal tangles on air.
"These instances both involved a slip of the tongue during a live broadcast and we apologise for any offence caused."

Lee Harvey Oswald's coffin up for auction

The coffin which used to contain the body of Lee Harvey Oswald is to be sold at auction in a few weeks.
The man believed to have shot President John F Kennedy was interred in the pine coffin for almost 20 years.
He was exhumed in 1981 as his widow wanted to verify that it was him inside the coffin, and then reburied in a new casket in the same Texas cemetery.
Auction officials say bidding for the item will start at $1,000 (£640) but they expect it to go much higher.
"There's just a lot of interest in Kennedy and anything to do with his assassination," said Laura Yntema, manager for Nate D Sanders auction house.
Oswald was arrested about an hour after President Kennedy was shot dead in Dallas on 22 November, 1963.
The suspected assassin was himself shot two days later and so was never brought to trial.
There have been numerous conspiracy theories ever since about who really shot JFK and why Lee Harvey Oswald was killed.
The exhumation of his body in 1981 was designed to lay to rest one of these theories - namely, that the man who was buried was a Soviet agent who had taken Oswald's identity to carry out the killing.
The auction in Los Angeles also includes instruments that were used to embalm Oswald, his death certificate, an Easter card he sent to his brother, and a section of the car seat on which President Kennedy was sitting when he was shot.

Sudan male models fined for make-up 'indecency'

Seven Sudanese male models have been fined for wearing make-up by judges in northern Sudan, under controversial indecency laws.
The models and the woman who applied the make-up had been taking part in a show called Sudanese Next Top Model.
Their lawyer had argued that men frequently have to wear make-up to appear on television.
But the judges in Khartoum, where Islamic law applies, decided it was indecent for men to wear make-up.
The eight defendants were each ordered to pay 200 Sudanese pounds (£50; $80).
Under northern Sudan's indecency laws, they could have faced a jail term or been flogged.
The legislation was widely criticised last year when a female journalist was jailed for wearing trousers. She was later freed after a public outcry.
The models were among dozens of people arrested while they were leaving the fashion show in Khartoum in June.
Defence lawyer Adam Bakr Hassab said he disagreed with the judge's decision.
"The judge said that what happened is against the law and the traditions of the Sudanese people, so he made the punishment a fine," he told AFP news agency.
"It is not correct. But now it is a reality, it became a decision. There is no way to avoid this punishment. We will pay the fine and do our appeal later."

Arsenal 3 - 1 Partizan Belgrade

Samir Nasri (left) and Theo Walcott each scored to help Arsenal to a 3-1 win over Partizan Belgrade
Nasri (left) and Walcott produced the goals to ease Arsenal nerves

By Phil McNulty
Chief football writer at The Emirates

Arsenal survived a minor scare to reach the last 16 of the Champions League for the 11th successive season with victory against Partizan Belgrade at The Emirates.
Arsene Wenger knew that three points would assure them of qualification for the knockout phase and they ultimately ran out comfortable winners, although for a spell in the second half against the Serbians, there was the fear that Arsenal's proud record might end.
Arsenal's win was not enough to give them top spot in Group H, and they now face the prospect of running into the real elite of European football when the draw is made on 17 December.
Robin van Persie, Arsenal captain on his first Champions League appearance of the season, put them ahead on the half-hour from the spot after he was fouled by Marko Jovanovic.
Partizan's only moment of serious danger brought an equaliser just after half-time when Cleo's shot took a wicked deflection off Sebastien Squillaci and out of Lukasz Fabianski's reach - leaving Arsenal's fans, albeit briefly, anxiously following events in the game between Shakhtar Donetsk and Braga.
But Theo Walcott's introduction as substitute injected some firepower into Arsenal and some life into subdued supporters inside The Emirates as he made a decisive contribution.
He restored Arsenal's lead with a fine volley after 73 minutes, and another moment of class from Samir Nasri wrapped things up as he scored with a fine low finish four minutes later.
Arsenal suffered a blow with an early injury to defender Kieran Gibbs, while Bacary Sagna was shown a red card in the closing stages for a foul on Aleksandar Lazevski.
Wenger will be delighted with Arsenal's win, but he will know they will need to produce better in the knockout stage - a task that will be made much easier by the return of injured captain Cesc Fabregas.
Before the game Arsenal knew that victory would ensure their passage to the knockout phase - but they made a lacklustre start despite dominating possession and territory.
Wenger was also forced into a change after only 24 minutes when the desperately unlucky Gibbs suffered misfortune again. He was stretchered off after slipping as he made a tackle, and despite trying to carry on he was eventually replaced by Emmanuel Eboue.
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Van Persie won the penalty he converted to put Arsenal ahead
Partizan were surviving in relative comfort, but gifted Arsenal the lead on the half-hour when Jovanovic needlessly bundled Van Persie to the ground in the area - leaving the striker to score the resulting spot-kick with ease.
Arsenal keeper Fabianski had been a virtual spectator, but he was powerless to stop Partizan scoring a shock equaliser seven minutes after the break when Cleo broke through and scored via a big deflection off Squillaci.
Wenger needed to inject urgency into Arsenal as they flirted with an early Champions League exit, and his answer was to send on Walcott, a move that brought the required result.
He put Arsenal back in front and eased growing concern inside The Emirates with an instinctive right-foot volley that flashed across Partizan keeper Vladimir Stojkovic into the far corner.
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And Nasri ended any lingering doubts about Arsenal's qualification for the last 16 with a low finish past Stojkovic after persistent approach play by Alex Song.
The night ended on a low when Sagna received his red card, but Wenger will insist this was simply a case of Arsenal getting the job done - which they eventually did.